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alphasean
17 July 2008 @ 10:43 pm
Starring!
Neil Patrick Harris

Mal from Firefly

and that girl who was in buffy but I keep forgetting her name and I really should know it by now.

http://www.drhorrible.com
 
 
alphasean
05 June 2008 @ 03:19 pm
Soulcalibur 4 at IGN
 
 
Current Mood: Soul Calibur
 
 
alphasean
17 May 2008 @ 06:58 pm
Ladies and Gentlemen,

The BISCUIT WARS HAVE BEGUN

http://abcnews.go.com/Business/FunMoney/Story?id=4872110&page=1
 
 
Current Mood: Agony.
 
 
alphasean
10 May 2008 @ 09:37 pm
Like I was telling my Dear Friend ONO_SENDAI,

The Speed Racer Movie experience is akin to melting a whole package of starbursts and then pouring them into your eyes.

The movie had 6 colors in it. The 3 primary colors and then the neon versions of those colors. The last scene where (SPOILER) Speed is racing to the finish line, (END SPOILER) these 6 colors flash by so quickly I nearly had a seizure. When I left the theater I was completely disoriented and everything seemed so dark by contrast.

You will like this movie if you like bright colors and pretty images but also have a short attention span.
 
 
Current Mood: Greek!
Current Music: Justice - DVNO
 
 
alphasean
10 May 2008 @ 12:28 pm
I am utterly overcome by the happy awesome power, or something... haha!

http://www.heavy.com/channel/2294


No, seriously. Once you watch you can't stop.
 
 
alphasean
04 May 2008 @ 08:40 pm
I have a lump on my leg. It's hard, about the size of a dime and nestled in between the skin and muscle layer; somewhere in the fat layer.

I don't know how long it's been there.

It doesn't hurt or anything, but I'm a little worried. With any luck, it's probably nothing. I told my boss so that he'd get back to me on my medical benefits sooner. Hopefully I can afford any medical costs.
 
 
Current Mood: concerned
 
 
alphasean
25 April 2008 @ 08:24 am
 
 
alphasean
21 March 2008 @ 09:51 pm
1. When NO actually means YES and does not, in fact, mean NO.

2. When the man in the urinal next to me won't stop breathing heavily.

3. Japan. See fig. A

Figure A.
http://japan.fjordaan.net/med_set4/100-0070_IMG_retouch.jpg

4. 2 fat people who look exactly the same.

5. Moles appearing and disappearing on my body.


Feel free to add to this list.
 
 
Current Mood: Greek!
 
 
alphasean
08 December 2007 @ 02:43 pm
Jon: "What does the hand say to the face"
Me: [cringe] What?
Jon: SLAP! [plays a 1/1 with haste and attacks me]

Me: I'm gonna plow through you like a Chinese farmer in the Great Push Forward.

Jon: You could just attack both of us.
Jordan: Yeah, so Sean can terror half my army, you can wrath the other half and I'll get DICK. You just bought yourself my ire for that suggestion.

Jay: shankshankshankshankshankshank! [proceeds to screw everyone at once before summarily dying]

Jordan: I'm gonna bust through you like a howitzer through a column of infantry.

Jon: You have six mana out on turn three!! Why aren't you casting anything?!
Me: We're fixing your deck after this.

Jon: I Lightning Helix your shade. [An elvish piper has been in play for 2 turns]
Me: But!... There's..........I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL!!!
Jon: Keep my place warm for me....

Jon: Good Game. [Handshake] [[This is the way we end every single game]]
 
 
alphasean
25 November 2007 @ 12:36 pm
There's going to be a revival of the show. It's been scheduled to air in 2008.

From Wikipedia
"A revival has been announced by NBC for a 2008 airing, with open casting calls recently taking place for this new version.[3]. The show was slated to be taped in late November 2007, and because of the 2007 Writers Guild of America strike, it is slated to begin January 16, 2008."


Can anyone tell me why it was affected by the Writer's Guild Strike? I mean, I love American Gladiators for the riveting plot lines, and intricate character development, but I would have figured a show that brings about such a deep and profound understanding of ourselves would be above such struggles. I remember when NITRO tackled that contestant in the ELIMINATOR just as the buzzer rang and it made me realize that I needed to tackle my own issues of emotional abandonment before the buzzer of my youth goes off.

It was the first time I had cried in 5 years.
 
 
alphasean
22 November 2007 @ 12:58 pm
One of man's greatest questions has been answered with science.

http://www.tootsie.com/memoriesLicksMachine.html
 
 
alphasean
04 November 2007 @ 10:09 am
Mostly because I have this morbid fascination with the politically incorrect.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/12/12/MNG8TMU1KQ1.DTL

When asked about the Arab and Muslim-sounding names, Frichner said the game does not endorse prejudice. But "Muslims are not believers in Jesus Christ" -- and thus can't be on Christ's side in the game.
"That is so obvious," he said.


Indeed. How could the reviewer be so dense. Such questions hardly need answering... if you're a christian. Sounds like the kind of question a heretic would ask.


On another note:
http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/
 
 
alphasean
07 October 2007 @ 04:43 pm
My father is writing his will today. He's also meeting a couple of attorneys. He asked me to be his executor even though my older brother is probably more entitled to it. I'm really not sure what to think about it. I guess I've never really thought he'd write it all out so soon.
 
 
alphasean
05 October 2007 @ 06:34 pm
I met the most beautiful woman at work today. Blonde hair, blue eyes and six feet tall. Her last name? HOG. How ironic.*


*not actually ironic.
 
 
alphasean
23 September 2007 @ 09:24 am

Your Score: House Targaryen


72% Dominant, 54% Extroverted, 90% Trustworthy




Ancient. Noble. Passionate to the point of insanity. Transcending lesser beings, you are of House Targaryen.



You are a dominant personality—in fact, you are the most dominant of all eight house types. You will not suffer yourself to be ignored. You will not suffer yourself to be ruled. The phrase "I will not suffer myself to _____!" was practically made for you. You are willful, arrogant, and exceedingly dangerous to screw with. With a temper like yours, anyone stupid enough to saunter into your line of fire won’t soon forget their mistake.



You are also extroverted, which means that everyone in the world knows exactly what your intentions are. Unlike your cohorts (who hide behind smiles and courtesies and court politics), you think of it as your birthright to come riding in on an enormous dragon, breathing fire and fucking your siblings. Hey, what you lack in subtlty, you make up in style!



Finally, you are trustworthy. Your absurd amounts of power and borderline psychosis are not used unjustly. Unlike many, your general aims are just and true. You we bred for rule, and the fact that you cannot rest until you are doing so is not your fault. If you make up your mind, it becomes reality. Never one for empty threats or vainglorious lies, you can only speak the truth. And the truth is "fire and blood."



Representative characters include: Daenerys Stormborn, Rhaegar Targaryen, and Viserys Targaryen



Similar Houses: Baratheon, Lannister,and Tully



Opposite House: Frey



When playing the game of thrones, you play it to the death.




Link: The Song of Ice and Fire House Test written by Geeky_Stripper on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test
 
 
alphasean
So about once a week, sometimes more, I'll be hit on by a middle aged woman. Everything from compliments on my eyes (they're brown, nothing special) to outright telling me I'm cute.

If only women my age gave me this sort of attention

Basically, its kind of creepy. Before anyone says anything, it would be considered pretty creepy if it were older men who were married with children to hit on a much younger woman who is a complete stranger. Just saying.

It doesn't bother me terribly since I am male and have little to fear from sexual advances, and thus I don't think I -should- be bothered by it, however, I do think its a weird phenomenon and I wonder if its just middle aged women in general hitting on younger men or something about me specifically.


maybe I should re-evaluate my target demographic. =/
 
 
alphasean
31 July 2007 @ 10:45 am
from a row behind me

"How come you can take women's studies but no men's studies?"

"You can. It's called history class."
 
 
 
 
alphasean
14 July 2007 @ 09:09 am
YOU LOSE, STARBUCKS!  
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/6898629.stm